Hey, as much as I love me some Jennifer ass, when do I get to be in the front? Got me standing in the back like some side character, standing on a fucking stool. Do you people UNDERSTAND THAT I AM A MAIN CHARACTER AND THEREFORE I SHOULD STAND IN FRONT. Stupid Liam and his big tall gorilla body. I bulked up for this damn movie, all he has is a few inches on him, big deal. Pfft. He’s not that big. I’m the boy with the bread. I will beat all your asses with a fucking baguette if that’s what it takes to stand in front with the big kids. Okay, calm down, Josh. Count back from ten, it’s okay. Cave scene. Remember the cave scene. Oh fuck, that wasn’t calming now I have a boner.